Bride and Groom Walk into a Jeweler ...

Posted Saturday, September 13, 2008 11:36 PM

So me and Honey walked into a jeweler today and the branch manager introduces himself.  Jeweler says: "Looking for a diamod?"  And I reply: "I already have a diamond!"   The BRANCH MANAGER then looks at my ring, and declares its carat weight and cut.  "Princess cut."

WRONG.

It's an Asscher cut and you would have thought that a man who makes a legitimate living selling diamonds would not confuse it with a Princess cut, which is more geometrically similar to a Brilliant Round whilst the Asscher is a relative of the Emerald cut.

Later he called Honey by the wrong name and forgot mine.  Needless to say, no sale.

- Bride

P.S. He was wrong about the carat weight too.