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Amy and Sean

11.11.06


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Yep, thats my wedding dress. What the hell else am I going to use it for?



My planning bio is Aims1111. This is my married bio.  If you want to receive the naughty knottie and join the many hawaiian brides that are getting leid by it, then send your name, knottie name, wedding date and address to hawaiianknot@yahoo.com  The knottie knot is maintained by me, but started by me, lisakeiko, and day-z.  

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 Tips        Things I am SO glad I did    Misc Stuff     Vendor Reviews  Pro Pictures      Non-Pro Pictures  Knotties love details    
Honeymoon/Day-after pictures        Timeline
Honeymoon to Australia (May 2007)
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This is the naughty knot.

Everyone loved the bridezilla trunk. I wish I could send it to every bride to use and see the funny looks you get at the airport. LOL!

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Were Mauid!!

We were married on 11-11-06 on Ka'anapali beach in the 9 am in the morning. We were surrounded by 26 family and friends.  Our reception started at 4:30 in the evening at the Westin Maui.

Pro Pictures (Sean Michael Hower)

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Reception




Knottie's love details







Non-Pro Pictures






Hair before nooky



Hair after nooky


Signing our lives away :)


Our ceremony was 100% perfect and our reception was 85% perfect thanks to some rude A$$ bartender.  For all those planning DWs, go where you want to go and don't listen to anyone complain about how they cant afford to be there, or what a pain it is to them.  Everyone is always 100% willing to go in the beginning, then when it comes to booking you will loose some and then the whining begins from some.  When it becomes count down time, everyone comes back around and can not wait to go.  So everything comes full circle, so hang in there. Ignore the complainers because they usually are the ones that have the best time. Its your wedding, so enjoy it!

I couldn't have planned our Maui wedding without the help and support of all my naughty knotties.  I couldn't seem to get out of planning mode while in Maui and kept writing down info for my girls to help them out.  HH (hot husband- I made it up) just laughed and now encourages it because he sees how helpful my knotties are/were.

So here are some tips I wrote down after the ceremony (we had a few hour break before the ceremony and reception). Enough time to write notes and get it on. lol!

Tips:

NEGOTIATE, NEGOTIATE, NEGOTIATE........EVERYTHING is negotiable!!!

oh and get waxed.....my cat was very happy and so was my underarms. LOL! btw- I am the Queen of TMI!

1) check for high tide.  My WC told me I was getting married at high tide, but I thought my beach was large enough to still have my ceremony on. Wrong!
2) Do palm fans. My guests were so grateful, as it blocked the sun and cooled them off.
3) Provide water bottles.  I planned only 1 per guest and I wished I planned 2 per guest. It was HOT at 9am in the morning!
4) Have the ceremony and reception in the same close area and preferrably near the place you are staying (or at least where many of your guests are).  It made it so much easier.
5) If you have a small group, get a small reception area. The Westin was huge for our little group and made everything spaced out which was awkward.
6) After your wedding LEAVE the island and go to another one. I wish someone told me that because I felt like I had to entertain everyone.  I was never able to relax and just enjoy HH.  I would have went to Oahu because I like it better than Maui.
7)  Do your own bouquet! No need for an expensive one. Mine was a little too big (my momma made it), but she tried to get all the flowers I wanted in it. I think it was beautiful and it meant so much to have had her do that. Everyone raved about how beautiful it was!
8) Pluck your own petals for the aisle, etc.  I used about 5 dozen bouqets and had more than enough.  Go to Costco to to buy them as they sell an 18 ct for $14.99.
9) If you get guest leis, order extra. We had an extra uninvited guest (HH military friend happened to also be in Maui) and I am so glad I had it.
10) If something is not going well, COMPLAIN to whomever is in charge.  I wish I had tracked down a higher up with regards to the bartender, but who wants to be bothered on their wedding day.
11) Oh and if you get a lei for yourself, make sure it is hearty and strong. Mine broke during the ceremony because everyone kept hugging me.
12) Take time to freeze moments in your mind!!
13) If you want to loose weight for your big day, then dont procrastinate.  For me wedding planning = STRESS = FOOD = gainging 15 lbs during planning. Yikes! I tried to loose it, but not as hard as I should have. I had way more fun knotting and planning and all my excercise went out the door.  I really wish I would have taken (or not put) on weight, but I did. I couldn't change it on my wedding day, so I decided to enjoy the JLO booty that I had attained.  I feel better now that wedding planning is over, so my life can get back to normal.  So whether you do or don't loose weight, remember you are BEAUTIFUL!!  Obviously your FI thinks so, right?!  So shake your money maker and shows your best assests off. Go gettim' tiger!! ROAR!!!

Open bar tips:
IF
you can afford this then I say do it. Your guests are coming all the way to see you and should get a free night without paying anything (just my 2 cents).  We paid for 5 hours open bar and although I don't know the amount of alcohol consumed (if any- see review below) our guests drank about on average 8 to 11 drinks in 5 hours. If nto more. Now this could be because they were trying to get drunk ( I told them too) and might have drank less if they actually got drunk, but I doubt it.  So I felt more comfortable paying a flat fee not per consumption, but fellow MrsNFB gives great advice on this.

Also, I guess in Maui you can not take alcohol on the designated dance floor, so they either 1) stops guests from dancing or 2) makes them misplace their drink. My advice is to ask your reception venue what proof they serve and if they have a designated dance floor. This may help in your decision. Also most hourly/flat fee rates do not include fru fru drinks so negotiate this in your contracts. I guess Maui has one of the most strict alcohol laws in the US.


Things I am SO glad I did:

1) Provide must take photo list to photographer. He went through and checked each one off.
2) Took the time to look at each one of my guests during the ceremony.  Priceless.
3) My polaroid guestbook was a hit.  Yes, they are kinda expensive, but trust me the pictures you get back are priceless too. Everyone raved about it.
4) Provided chairs for my guests.
5) Had a PA system, so everyone could hear. Well worth the money.
6) Had an open bar. Our guests appreciated 'trying' to get drunk, even though it didn't happen (see Westin review below).
7) Gave our guest leis during the ceremony.
8) Had a Welcome BBQ and provided OOT bags to our guests. They were SO impressed.
9) Had all tags, brochures, and everything cut out and punched beforehand. It made my life so much easier.
10) Had a WC (or day of cordinator).  I couldn't have pulled it off without Lori. Priceless too!!



Oh and married life feels different. Good different. Permanent different. I cant explain it. Its feels simple, relaxed and planned.  We lived together beforehand and I am surprised it feels different.  I am glad it does. This is the first time HH and I have been married and I am glad that we can experienec this new feeling together.

MISC STUFF


OUR COCKTAIL MENUS


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WELCOME LETTER

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Vendor Reviews

Ka'annapali Beach
We were orginally supposed to be married at Kapalua Bay Beach. My WC told me to go check it out because she had heard that there was construction going on and that it might be heard during the ceremony. I went the day before at the same time we were to be married the very next day and no construction.  However, it was HIGH TIDE!! There was no place to get married and definetly no place for our chairs. So I went scrambling to find a place that had the black lava rocks. The only place big enough was the beach in front of our condo (Ka'anapali Beach). I asked the resort if I could get married there and if it was okay if my vendors came through to set-up. They said okay, and so it was...Ka'annapali beach was the spot.  

It was so hot that morning at 9 am and many people stopped to watch the whole ceremony and take pictures and videos. We felt like celebrities. lol! Tip:  if you get married when it is hot, provide your guests with water bottles and fans.  Our guests were so grateful that we had these available.

Lori Scott- Tropical Maui Weddings- A+
Lori was my second WC.  I found her based on knottie recommendations and I am so glad I did.  She is so calm and sweet.  I had booked many vendors myself, but Lori booked a few (Laki, HVM, LaShawn, and chairs) and took care of the day of coordination.  I cant imagine having my wedding day without her.  She coordianted everything for the ceremony and everything went perfect.  She brings such a calming peace to all us brides.

Minister- Laki-
A++
Pastor Laki was GREAT!! He is a Hawaiian minister and blew the conch shell like I wanted. Everyone raved about him and how great he was and how beautiful the ceremony was.  Pastor Laki really made our ceremony perfect. The words/ceremony he performed was amazingly wonderful and I couldn't have asked for a better minister. Lori booked Pastor Laki for me.

Photographer- Sean Michael  Hower of Maui Weddings Media- A++++++
Sean was my favorite vendor.  Both HH (hot husband) and I loved him!  I booked him on my own. He was so nice and funny and really did a great job. I provided him with a pretty long "must take photo list" and he made sure he got every single one of those shots.  He even took almost double the shots he was supposed to. We met him the morning we were leaving to go home and he provided us with 100 count photo album to show when we got home, while he finishes editing our photos.  I will be getting the images on CD in a few days.  From the beginning, Sean was so great. He gave me double what I was getting from my original photog for a cheaper price. His pictures are gorgeous too!!  I told him I was going to refer him to all my knottie friends because he was so great. So tell him Amy sent you and don't be afraid to do those crazy shots with him.  I ended up straddling a statue and grabbing HH butt a lot and Sean got all those photos.

Photographer (honeymoon shot)- LaShawn of LaShawn Photographic- A
LaShawn was my original photog, but I decided to use him for just my honeymoon shots.  LaShawn is very creative and has a great eye. He is also very laid back and more quiet.  He didn't give us as much direction as I wanted, but I think it is because of what we were doing (rolling in the surf).  I wanted to do those sexy rolling around in the surf shots and he was game for it. HH and I rolled around, straddled, entwinded each other and LaShawn tried to make those shots very sexy. I wore my wedding dress and HH wore his wedding clothes too. I havent seen the result yet, but I am sure they are great.  I know we had enough sand in our A$$ cracks to last a lifetime. Lori booked LaShawn for me.

Videographer- Scott of Hawaii Video Memories- A
Scott was very sweet. I never noticed he was there.  He and Sean (photog) worked together to get shots so we wouldnt have to repeat them.  I will not get the video until January, but I am sure it is great. I love all the videos on their website, so I am sure it is awesome.  Lori booked them for me.

**update**  We received the video and it was great.  I am so glad we got one, even though it wasnt even an option not to get one.  I knew I would love to watch it and be reminded of our special day.  The video was grainy, but Scott said that is normal.  Also the camera adds 15 lbs (or at least looks like it!).  We got the $2,000 package with the raw footage and even though I am glad we got it, I am not sure it is worthwhile.  The raw footage was only a little longer than the original edited video.  Make sure you ask for a long edited video (they will ask). Choose the longest to get your moneys worth and use songs for the video that are special to you. We used songs from our ceremony and reception. So glad we did!

Reception Venue- Westin Maui (mixed)

Tina Canderle at the Westin Maui- A++
I am going to break this one up, as I have different ratings.  I worked with Tina at the Westin for many months and she was great. She is my second favorite vendor. She is SO sweet and accomodating.  Everything I ask for, I got.  I give her an A+++++.  

The Aloha Pavillion at the Westin Maui is beautiful.  It was my third recepetion venue (see planning bio), so I didn't have a choice on finding another with only a few short months before the wedding.  I love the venue, however for 28 guests, it was too big.  It caused the dance floor to be kinda far away and the music sound to be quieter. It was also expensive for only 28 guests.  If I could do it again and had more time, I would choose a small venue at a private place.

The Alcohol issue and Service- F+++++++++++++++
We paid for 5 hours of open bar for our guests. We wanted our guests to get tossed and have the best time.  Tina and I had arranged for beer, wine, mixed drinks, fru fru drinks, champagne and everything.  The bartender (Don) was an A$$ from the word go. He told our guests that he would  only be serving a few types of alcohol and I had to talk to Tina about it. She got it handled and then had to leave because she was feeling ill.  The bartender continued to insult, water down, be rude, walk away from our guests. Our guests drank and drank and drank and not one of them got drunk.  Many of our guests were military and/or police officers and they believe he was serving water instead. Everyone of my guests complained to the bartender and some of his answers were "So, they can deal with it!" The list goes on and on with his rude comments.  I was SOO pi$$ed that I went to the Westin and spoke with Tina the next day. She had no idea and was very upset herself.  She asked what she could do to fix it our reception even though she couldnt take it back, and I said I dont think we should have to pay for it and she said she agreed and was not going to charge us.  Needless to say, I don't think that bartender will be working there any longer.  Unfortunately, this hampered the reception because NO DRUNK PEOPLE = LESS DANCERS. I was not happy about that, but I hope to make up for it at our at home reception.  In addition, they cut up all or wedding cake and I NEVER got a piece and they lost some of our decorations.

**update**  In February 2007, (almost 3 months later) I am forced to deal with the Westin Maui again!!  They charged my parents credit card for $3k+ almsot 2 months AFTER our wedding. Nothing was supposed to be charged, let alone to my parents credit card (as indicated on the cc' form, faxes, emails, and conversations).  I have NO IDEA where they came up with that figure anyway.  No one at the Westin will return my phone calls or emails and I have to dispute the charges for my parents.  Good thing I have all my records still.

Recently spoke with Crystal at the Westin and she is trying to figure this out for me. This is COMPLETELY ridiculous to have to deal with this 3 months later!!!

Jamie Lawrence (ceremony music)- A+
Jamie played during the ceremony and he has such an amazing voice. He is so talented. I love his music and I am so glad he performed at our ceremony.  He and Lori are a perfect match and both are so sweet. Jamie played: I Will Be Here (Parents escorted), Maunalao (Bridal Processional), Road that Never Ends (during lei exchanges and guest leis), Rest of your life (after Vows), Somewhere Over the Rainbow (Recessional Song)

Musical Options booked Benny Uyetake (musician for reception)- A+
We heard Benny play on our scouting trip and HH had to have him at our reception.  I tried to book him by myself but he is a hard man to find. I contacted Musical Options and they booked him for me.  I guess he doesn't usually play at weddings, but he remembered us from our scouting trip because a bird crapped on his head and I made a comment about it being good luck. LOL!  Benny is great and does a great 'Hotel California!' I didn't give him a playlist. I just had him play requests from our guests. Musical Options (Susan) is alo very sweet and on the ball.  

DJ- Billy Arbour of Soundwave Recording- A
Billy was great.  He provided me with a list of songs and there were a ton.  I even added some that were not on the list and he played them.  I would go up to him during the ceremony and ask if he could change this or that and he did. He is so sweet. I booked him on my own. 

    Some songs we used:
    First Dance song-You for me by Johnny Gill
    Father/Daughter dance- My little girl by Tim McGraw
    Cake cutting- At Last by Etta James
    Bouquet Toss- Wishing and Hoping
    Garter Toss- Lets get it on by Marvin Gaye
    Last Dance- I've had the Time of my Life
   

Maui Wedding Cakes-A+
I didn't get any wedding cake because the Westin cut it ALL up (they werent supposed too) and placed those extra pieces on empty places, so it got thrown out.  I had taste tested it on our scouting trip and knew it was good. The cake was so beautiful and my photog said that it was the best looking cake he has seen in a long time.  I sent them a picture of what I wanted and they duplicated it. The cake was beautiful and Cheryl is so sweet.  I booked them on my own.



Hair stylist- Dan Sanchez- A+
First off, let me tell you that Dan is NOT gay.  I assumed so, because he is a hair stylist.  When he was doing my hair, I asked if he was single and he said yes, so I told him I have a cute hair stylist at home for him.  He didn't say anything. I then asked if he was gay and he said no and we all laughed so hard.  He said he gets that a lot. He actually played 4 years of football and is from Wyoming, so there is no Broke Back Mountain there. LOL!!  Dan has the best personality too and he is so talented. I LOVED my hair and it held up for a long time.

Make-up artist- Jessica Waite- A+
Jessica is great. I looked like a Barbie (at least that is what my sister said).  I thought I looked hot too. LOL.  Jessica and Dan work great together and both are sooo sweet.  At the time, I didn't notice how thick my make-up looked, but I think that has to be done to get those beautiful pictures.  You cant even tell in pictures.


PA system- Art- A
Art was always so sweet. I rented two wireless microphones and amplifier for the ceremony.  My dad is hard of hearing and I wanted to make sure he could hear. Everyone said they could hear great and I am so glad I spent the extra money for that.

Flowers- Costco (through Maui Floral)- A
My order was exactly what I ordered.  Maureen with Maui Floral was always so helpful when I emailed her.  Costco has the best deal for leis and roses.

My sister plucking petals


I saw Susan (knottie geekdiver) at Costco.


Safeway (my bouquet)- A
My mom bought the flowers for my bouquet at the Safeway in Kihei. They had a much better selection than the one in Lahaina, although I did go to check it out for you knotties and they seem to be improving their selection.

Maui Blooms (orchid heads)- B
I order 2 bags of 100 ct orchid heads from the for $24.99.  I ordered white and green. White to be scattered with the red petals for the aisle and green for the reception tables.  The bag didn't seem like there was 100 in each one because the orchids were barely noticebale in the aisle and on the tables.

Accomodations- The Whaler- A+++


The Whaler is in the PERFECT location on Ka'anapali beach. Next door to Whalers village, Hula grill, Leilani's, Westin, etc. The day we got there, they had Mai Tai night and all my family got tanked.

My family and I rented condos through private vacation owners and loved it (my parents did too).  We had a Welcome BBQ on Thursday and it was perfect.  The BBQs are nice.  The Whaler even has shopping carts in the parking garage to help bring your stuff (like grocerys) up to your room.  I was so impressed with that idea!  All the workers at the hotel were great and I give them a HUGE THUMBS UP for letting my vendors come through the property to set up for my wedding since it had to be moved last minute.

Unit 661- A+- I rented Susans studio condo through her website. Whaler Unit 661  I must tell you that we LOVED it.  It was so perfect for us. We could lay in bed and see the water and view. The bed was a canopy bed and I felt like a princess in it. lol!  We will definetely be going back and renting her place. It is located in Tower 2. It is a condo with a kitchen and nice bathtub ( I love baths!) Internet access, and so much more.

Unit 273- A+- I booked this condo (Unit 273) for my family to stay in. It was a 2 bedroom unit and it was breath-taking. They had 3 flat screens TVs, 2 large bedrooms and bathroom, 2 entry ways, etc etc.  The view was of trees, but it didn't matter because it was so beautiful.

Other Places
Many of our guests stayed at either the Whaler, Ka'anapali Shores,or the Westin.  

Westin
We did not stay here, but several of our guests did. I opted for a condo, so that I could have a kitchen to make breakfast and coffee.  Our guests liked their rooms, but LOVED the pools.  The grounds are gorgeous.  They did not rave about their rooms, which I was surprised. They actually liked our room more and our view.  Please note, that the Westin is doing renovation to some rooms, so some construction is going on.

Ka'anapali Shores
I had two couples stay here.  They both said it was okay. Both couples had issues with the rooms, either the lights, the card key unit, or AC. Both booked their packages through expedia and got CRAPPY views (of a parking lot oo canal).

Car Rental- Hertz- B
I booked a convertible mustang on priceline for $31 a day. Great deal!  The mustang was a little torn up though. The CD player didn't work and it made lots of sounds.  I think if we had gotten another mustang it would have been fine.



Aloha Airlines- D
I will not be using them again. First off, they said they didn't have a closet to store my dress and told me to put it in the overhead bin.  Okay, fine.  I found the flight attendants rude.  They were nto helpful and seemed put off when you asked for water.  They also do not serve or give you an option for a veggie meal (not even in first class).  The airplane was dirty and seats uncomfortable (more than normal). Next time we fly to the islands we will use Hawaiian Airlines.

Dress- Jessica McClintock- A+
My dress was perfect for me. Simple and cheap.  It never needed to be ironed because of the material. It was so easy to move in.  I did my honeymoon shots in it the next day and I think destroyed it. Oh well, it served its purpose :)

Veil- Veil boutique (e-bay)-A
Wanda was recommened by knottie artzgg. Wanda was nice. She sent me the wrong veil the first time and I returned it. I had ordered a special one.  2 tier finger tip veil in ivory with rhinestones and pencil edging. It was gorgeous and it was about $60. For the same EXACT veil at the bridal store was $250. I about wet my pants at that.

Thank you parasol (e-bay)- A+
I am so glad I bought this at the last moment. Literally I received it the day before from the ebay seller. It was like $15.

Flip flops (Crocs)- A
Okay, so we had a dive credit and we bought some of those touristy Croc flip fips. They are so comfortable and so easy to walk and get wet. We bought the flip flops ones not the gardening looking ones.

Handkerchiefs- Knottie BnBDreamin or http://www.djchic.com- A++
I loved these things. Denise did such an amazing job and even found a palm tree to add to my design.  The packaging was adorable too. Seriously, I loved them.


Hoodie- CafePress-  A+



Activities

Snorkeling trip- Teralani- B
I would a group snorkeling trip while on Maui. There was about 11 of us. It was fun to be on the boat. They serve alcohol and a nice lunch, but I think we saw the same stuff snorkeling near Black Rock by ourselves.


Scuba Diving- Lahaina Divers- B+
HH went and dove the Cathedrals at the Island of Lanai ( I did wedding stuff). HH said the scenery was alright, but the divemaster was not good. He didn't talk much and didn't tell them much. He just jumped in the water and said lets go.  HH and friends wanted to know what they were seeing or a little more history.

Massage- Hyatt Spa- A
The massages were great. HH got a hot stone massage and I got a Lomi Lomi. It was expensive ($360), but it was the only available salon. We decided to book last minute because it happened to rain one day on Maui and there was nothing else to do.

Luau- Hyatt Luau- A+
My fellow knottie (MrsBabySalute) recommended this luau to us (her hubby works at the Hyatt). Everyone loved it and the drinks were strong and food was good. We appreciated strong drinks after our reception issue.  A few of us (myself included) got on stage to do the hula. LOL. HH captured it on video..great.


Food reviews-

Hula Grill- B
Okay food, but not a lot of selection

Leilaini's- A
The best Ahi Steak I have ever had.  Great service and good food.

Rusty Harpoon- A
Go here for appetizers, as they have the best selection during happy hour.

Aloha Mixed Plate- A+
This is located in Lahaina and I wish we had gone earlier in the trip. Great selection and great prices.

You have to get the Maui Revealed book!! A+++


I made HH wear this! LOL! $10 at Target


OOT bags complete


Timeline
Ceremony

In the morning:
Give leis, flower petals, fans,  and water bottles to Lori

5:45 am- Dan arrives
7:00 am- Jessica arrives
7:30 am- Lori arrives
8:00 am- photog arrives and Art arrives to set-up PA system and Scott (HVM) arrives
HVM to film dress on hanger
8:30- Scott (HVM) to film guys and photog for guys
8:40-     guests to arrive and be seated
    Call Lori when leave hotel.
Jamie playing Mana Leo

 9:00     Blow conch shell 3 times, after 3rd walk down

    Laki asks dad, who gives her away
    Guests to be seated
    Ceremony
    Lei exchange/ parents lei exchange
    Guests leis. Lori will have baskets. Amber to give leis to Lori.

Jamie plays Road that Never ends or Rest of your life.

Vows
Rings
Pronouncing
Kiss
Jamie play- IZ- Rainbow
photos
11am- photog done

We had a gap between the ceremony (morning) and reception (evening).

RECEPTION 

4:30pm- reception start/cocktail hour
5pm- photog/videographer
5:47 pm- sunset time
5:45- dinner starts
6:15- toasting
6:30- cake cutting
6:45- first dance
6:50- dance with dad
7-10pm- fun dancing
7:45- dinner over
9:45- bar over



Honeymoon shots (aka my Se% shots-lol!) by LaShawn


This was so much fun, except I had tons of sand in my A$$ crack, go figure!


And they lived happily ever after.........



Honeymoon to Australia (May 2007)

Our honeymoon to Australia in May 2007

We waited to take our honeymoon in order to be able to relax and figure out where we wanted to go, since planning a DW was enough stress at a time.  Ultimately, planning the HM was just as much stress for me as the wedding. In fact, it may have been worse because we had so many stops and things we wanted to do and I research every single thing to death. This is also part of the reason why I wanted to go to Fiji for the HM (relax and no thinking required!) but DH wanted to go to Oz (Australia). So we compromised, we went to Oz. lol! We actually figured we had the time and resources and may not get that again, so we better go to Oz.  We decided to take our honeymoon to Australia 6 months after our DW.  We left on our 6 month anniversary (5/11).  May is Autumn in Australia and also low-season.  It did rain for half of our trip and it was not a good time to swim in the ocean (stingers still present).

Overall thoughts

I don’t sugar coat things and I appreciate honest reviews from other travelers.  So, please take my review with a grain of salt, like other reviews.  Here goes... Overall, we (hubby included, even though this was his "dream" place) was a bit disappointed in Australia.  We are not picky people and have had the chance to travel to other countries before, so we are not naive and appreciate every country. For some reason, it appeared to us that Americans (maybe it was because we were tourists) were treated differently than other people/guests.  People did not smile and were not very helpful (esp. in Sydney and Ayers Rock). We smiled and were very kind, as we know that sometimes we get stereotyped because of where we are from and who are President is (heck, we don’t like him either!).  This probably started out our trip on a sour note, but we shrugged it off and kept our positive attitudes.  It also seemed that what we pictured Australia to be like or look like in our heads was disappointing. There is no wildlife just walking around, not everyone wears khaki’s, nothing is cheaper in America, have no idea why the Opera House is one of the 7th wonders of the world (for peat sake have the seen the Eiffel Tower-that’s impressive!), and the Great Barrier Reef is not as clear or bright as the movies or TV. I could go on, but just read below for more details.

 I purchased our tickets about a month before we left from Qantas Airlines (NOTE: there is no letter “u” in Qantas (i.e. Quantas), like most of us say/spell.  My fellow Aussie knotties helped me out here). We purchased the Qantas Airpass, within two zones. This pass allowed us to also choose three ‘free’ internal flights within these zones. I suggest looking at www.seatguru.com for seat choices. We picked one of the only "2" seat rows in the way back. So glad we did (more room and no in/ups when needing to get up for bathroom breaks). Our choices were:  Sydney, Ayers Rocks, Cairns (for Cape Tribulation and Palm Cove), and Brisbane (for Sunshine and Gold Coast). Total cost: $3,100

 ** My in depth reviews and pictures of hotels of each can be found on tripadvisor, under the same name “MauidAims”.**

 First stop: Sydney

We spent 4 days in Sydney and it was long enough for us. We are not City people, so Sydney was like any other big city (say San Francisco).  We stayed at the Four Seasons (Room #2114) in Circular Quay, also near the Rocks. Favorites in Sydney: the Royal Botanical Gardens for the fruit bats (loved them!) and the Taronga Zoo.  Other things to do are: Opera House, Sydney Bridge ($169-$295 per person=$$), shopping, etc. ** Save your money and don’t do the Bridge climb (we didn’t). Go to the Pylon Bridge lookout for $9 and save yourself some $.  You end up going almost the same height.

 Next stop: Ayers Rock/ Uluru

We spent 2 days here. That was long enough! Uluru was amazing and so large.  The area reminded me a bit of Sedona, AZ.  Favorites: rode a camel ($95 pp), DH climbed Uluru (against my will), drove a car ($223) on the opposite side and other side of the car for the first time, I saw a wild dingo (only wild wildlife I saw), saw Aboriginal people, and did the Sounds of Silence dinner (highly recommend!! $292 total). Here we stayed at the Lost Camel Resort ($234 USD).

 Next stop: Cairns for Cape Tribulation and Palm Cove

We flew into Cairns and traveled/drove up to Cape Tribulation (2 hours away) for 3 days (originally supposed to be 4 days, but had enough of the solitude) and 4 days in Palm Cove.  This is where we spent the majority of time in Australia in one location. We got a Hybrid Toyota Prius and although ugly was the best car ever (to our surprise!). It was roomy, and so great on gas. We named it ‘little blue’ because it was such a great little car. In fact, we loved it so much, we got one in Brisbane. Car cost total with insurance (this is the kicker) $587.

 Cape Tribulation is where the rainforest meets the reef. It was amazing how the ecosystem changed as we traveled towards Cape Trib from the airport. It was so quiet and the road was windy. We had to take a car ferry to cross the river. Saw wild pigs along the roadside.  We stayed at the Coconut Beach Resort (#19) in Cape Trib, which was nice but very quiet. Very nice bathrooms with large bathtubs. They had no TV, which was fine except it rained and there was nothing else to do.  Hence, the reason why we left early and headed to Palm Cove.  Favorites: relaxed some, went diving and snorkeling at the Great Barrier Reef (boo) $500 total, went to the Bat House, went ziplining ($80pp), walked the Beach and drove around. ** for the divers** I must say that we were not impressed with the GBR. The visibility was about 15 feet, and not much sealife.  I saw more snorkeling in 15 min snorkeling, as I opted out of the second dive for that reason (but still not great!).  The crew (H20 Odyssey) said that vis is not really good on the GBR, especially on sunny days. I was surprised!!  Needless to say, we looked forward to this part of our trip so much and were VERY disappointed with it, especially at what it cost to dive there.  It was about $250 PER PERSON. Its costs to go out to the reef and then it costs to dive.  We thought the cost to get out to the reef included the dives, but we were sorely mistaken and quiet shocked.  It was too expensive IMO.

 Palm Cove
We left Coconut (www.peppers.com.au) early and lost our money there because they wanted a 72 hour notice. Here in the US, 24 hours is enough notice, but not there.  So we sucked it up and figured we shouldn’t be unhappy and traveled back to Palm Cove. SO glad we did. It was our favorite part! The resort (Peppers Beach Club and Spa) was AMAZING and so friendly! They even had a bottle of chilled wine waiting for us because we were honeymooners (they were the only ones who acknowledged our HM!).  The pool was amazing. It was white sand right into the water and had a swim up bar.  The room was great too. Large and a Jacuzzi spa right on the patio (which we enjoyed!).  We only got 1 day of real relaxation to enjoy the pool because the rain followed us.  It was okay because we had a car and were close to things to do. We ended up going to the Cairns Zoo, going to Kuranda (www.kuranda.org), going to the waterfalls Favorites: the hotel, buying gifts in Cairns ($29pp), and holding a koala and feeding kangaroos.

 ….yes, it was a long 3 weeks!....

 Next stop: Brisbane (Sunshine and Gold Coast)

We had 5 days here. We planned for 2 days in Mooloolaba (Sunshine Coast) to go to the Australia Zoo and spend the rest of the time in Brisbane before our flight.  Brisbane hotels were all booked due to a Travel Tourism conference, so we headed to the Gold Coast.  I am a HUGE HUGE fan of the late Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin, so I looked forward to going to this zoo soooo much.  It was a nice zoo, but now what I expected (seeing a theme here?).  The other zoos we went too were just as impressive. The thing I did like about this zoo, is that they had more wildlife encounters and walked the animals around so you could have more one on one experiences.  We paid for encounters with the echidneas and wombats ($30 pp each animal). Very neat!

 After several hours, we headed to the Gold Coast. We stayed at the Marriott ($379 total) To our surprise it was beautiful. The ocean was the blue we had imagined and the beach was pretty.  This area was the cheapest in Australia and lots of shopping to be done here.  It was a pleasant surprise.  Favorites: the view of the beach, Minus 5 bar (a bar that is -5-made of ice inside)

 I booked our hotels through www.asiarooms.com and www.wotif.com.  Had good luck with both, although asiarooms seemed to have a no cancellation policy and it would be more difficult to get a hold of their customer service reps.  Wotifs reps were great.

Like I mentioned, DH and I would not go back and don’t recommend it to anyone. There was nothing great about Australia and nothing exotic. Save your $$ and go someplace else. 

So you have heard it is expensive?!  I have tried to include totals where I could. I just added up the total for our trip, including air, food, excursions….everything was $13, 000. Ouch! A lot of money to be disappointed and I did everything on a budget. Never again. After telling others about our experience, it appears that we are not the only ones who had the same thoughts about Australia. Where were they when were planning our trip?! J Oh well, live and learn and experience!




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